Sixteen new housemates enter the Big Brother house, unaware that not one of them is yet a housemate, until the last person enters, were all is revealed.

Sixteen new housemates enter the new house. Big Brother calls a housemate into the diary room, Rodrigo enters, were he's told that none of the people who entered the house tonight are actually housemates, he then has to tell the rest of the house and choose a volunteer, who must have their eyebrows shaven off and a pair of glasses and a moustache drawn on their face, in order for them to be guaranteed housemate status. Noirin volunteers herself. As the non-housemates and housemates get to know each other, the garden and bedroom are opened, but only housemates are allowed in the bedroom. Non housemates are instructed to wear a revealing uniform, which has been left in the garden for them. The phone rings, Lisa answers and is given fifteen minutes to choose another non-housemate to become a housemate alongside her. When her fifteen minutes are up, she chooses Kris.

Ex-members of a Special Forces team enter the Big Brother house to help three more non-housemates gain housemate status. Charlie and Saffia walk on glass and Karly has a motorbike driven into her side. Later Freddie and Sophie also gain housemate status by changing their names legally to Halfwit and Dogface respectively.

Davina hosts live, as we view highlights of yesterday in the house. Non-housemates are set a biscuit dunking task, which they are told will enable one non-housemate to become a housemate and the rest will be up for eviction tomorrow night. Sree gets upset and doesn't really understand what's going on. The housemates participate in the task and Davina keeps giving us numbers to vote for who we want to become a official housemate. It is later revealed that Cairon is the winner of the task and is therefore a housemate. The bathroom is then opened to housemates only. Housemates get into trouble when they try and cook some food for the non-housemates in the kitchen. We then go back to Davina who speaks to the remaining non-housemates stood at the bus-stop, it is revealed that Beinazir has the least percentage of votes to become a housemate and is therefore evicted, to a empty set, were Davina quickly interviews her on the back of a bus.

The non-housemates up for eviction are told the results of the public vote, Beinazir gets evicted. After Saffia volunteered herself for the Special Forces task, Sophia is not impressed with her.

Tension between housemates starts to become more apparent. Kris and Charlie take an early morning dip in the newly uncovered pool. As additional rooms and furniture have been added to the house overnight.

Todays task see's Kris enter the task room and work his way through a maze of lasers, to get to the other side of the room to get a diamond. If he touches the lasers, then the other housemates who are in the garden, will get covered in custard,from the exploding balloons that they are holding under their chins. The results of this weeks nominations are revealed to the house, Halfwit and Sophia are up for eviction this week. Leading to a number of housemates breaking the rules regarding nominations. At night, Halfwit gets mad with the rest of the house who want to stay up talking in the bedroom. Sree complains about housemates rights in the Diary room.

Davina hosts as Halfwit and Sophia are up for eviction tonight. Big Brother asks all housemates to gather around the dining room table, were housemates conversations carried out after the nominations yesterday, which break the laws of the house are read alive. Including Sophia's latest attack on Saffia. Saffia decides she wants to leave the Big Brother house. Charlie gives Big Brother this weeks shopping list. Later Sree and Cairon have an argument, after Sree accuses Cairon of been immature. Davina then goes live to the house and reveals that Sophia is the first housemate to be evicted.

We take a look back over the past half an hour in the house, since the announcement that Sophia is to be evicted. Davina talks to the house and brings Sophia to the studio. The new eviction format takes hold, as Dom Joly and Judy James join Davina and Sophia around a desk to discuss Sophia's time in the house.

Kris and Dogface get close on either Sophia or Halfwit's last day in the house. Talk of Sree deciding to leave, after his argument with Cairon the previous night flys round the house, but Siavash talks him round. In the discussion between the pair, Big Brother says Siavash broke the rules regarding nominations, so as punishment is made to wear a dunces hat and sandwich board with writing saying how 'stupid' he is on it. Later it's revealed that Sophia is the first housemate to be evicted from the house. During her last half an hour, Lisa and Halfwit argue over sending her off. They quickly make up however, as do Cairon and Sree from their argument the previous night. Marcus offends Karly and she comes to the diary room to rant. Kris and Dogface share a bed for the night.

Kris and Dogface are told off by Big Brother, for their fake relationship. Cairon and Charlie are asked to dress as a bull and Siavash controls the pair for todays task, they are required to knock over the china shop that Big Brother have set up in the task room. Later Noirin gets upset over her glasses and moustache that she has to draw on her face everyday, after Big Brother tells Marcus and Noirin that she must continue to draw on her face. Noirin decides to go on a hunger strike, until Big Brother says she doesn't have to do it anymore. She try's to get other housemates to join her, however only Siavash, Angel and Halfwit (who says he'll dress in a towel as a sign of support) say they'll take part. This later leads into a argument between Lisa who believes that the whole idea is stupid and Marcus and Halfwit.

Angel sets out to prove that you can survive without eating food for three days, after the argument over the hunger strike last night. Lisa and Marcus discuss the debate. Todays task see's six housemates dress as dancing flowers in the garden. Charlie and Kris set Freddie up, with a pretend game of 'hide and seek'.

Today the housemates are set this weeks shopping task, they have to learn a dance routine from Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang. Marcus and Sree keep arguing over the task. The housemates are told that Cairon and Halfwit are up for eviction this Friday night. Marcus tells Big Brother how cool he is.

As Marcus begins to reveal his feelings for Noirin, Sree gets very upset. The housemates perform this weeks shopping task and are told that they have successfully passed. Lisa consoles Sree as he breaks down in the garden. Angel decides to end her hunger strike after Big Brother talked to her earlier in the day.

The atmosphere between Sree, Marcus and Noirin gets worse. The housemates make up their shopping list. Angel eats solid food for the first time since her strike began, she also makes Big Brother a recycled birthday card. Halfwit and Cairon talk to Big Brother in the diary room about the upcoming eviction.

Davina talks live to the house, were the housemates are unaware of who is leaving out of Halfwit and Cairon. She then tells the house that Cairon has been evicted. Iain Lee, Vanessa Feltz and Davina interview Cairon about his time in the house and his relationships with the other housemates, espiacially his close friend Siavash.

The arguments between Sree and Marcus over Noirin continue and each of them talks about their problems with the other two to various other housemates. Halfwit chats to Kris and Dogface about his spiritual beliefs. Big Brother provides the housemates with uniforms and cleaning products to clean the House and plays pop music to help motivate them. They get 2 tokens if they clean to an adequate standard. Sree dances with Dogface and asks Noirin to look. Noirin ignores it and talks to Rodrigo instead. An argument breaks out about 5 missing cans of cider. Angel is questioned about them and denies it. Halfwit then finds they were in the door of the fridge all along. Angel kicks over a chair and walks out in disgust. Charlie goes to comfort her. Sree and Marcus argue about personal hygiene when they are all in the sitting room waiting for the results of the eviction vote. Davina announces that the evictee is Cairon, all the housemates are shocked by the result and Siavash starts crying. Later, Sree gets Lisa to ask Noirin to come out to the garden to talk to him but she refuses each time.

Noirin and Sree continue to bicker over Marcus and Halfwit calls on Kris to apologise to Angel for wrongly accusing her of taking the cans of cider. Kris has a bath and Charlie plays with the bubbles, Dogface tells Big Brother that Kris and Charlie are very close but she is like a rose between two thorns. She also talks about Halfwit, about having nothing in common with him. Marcus makes a present for Noirin using an empty cider can. The housemates are given the task to learn 10 Russian phrases to win 2 tokens. Big Brother tests Kris, Marcus, Angel and Karly. They pass. Later, the housemates play a game using a fortune teller they have made.

All the housemates are in the bedroom when Big Brother wakes them up playing Stevie Wonder's 'Happy Birthday' in honour of Halfwit's 24th birthday, which is today. Big Brother tells Halfwit that as it is also the Summer Solstice today there will be combined celebrations. If they all take part then they will get tokens, an organic carrot cake, music and alcohol. Big Brother provides them with a mini Stonehenge in the garden and hippy costumes. They have to do a freeform musical performance and Halfwit has to hold a 15 minute seminar on 'The Life, Times and Thoughts of Halfwit the First.' During this time Sree and Marcus argue several times over Noirin. The tasks are successfully carried out. Big Brother offers Halfwit a birthday gift – either the chance to be called Freddie again (and Dogface to be known as Sophie again) or for Noirin not to have to draw on her face with permanent marker pen any more. He immediately chose Noirin. Later on, Halfwit and Angel kiss after dancing in the living room, which is then discussed by most of the housemates. Finally, Sree appears to proposition Charlie who then talks to Lisa about it.

For this week's shopping task, Housemates will be celebrating the 518th birthday of King Henry VIII. Siavash is chosen as the most blue-blooded housemate and has to get the instructions from the Diary Room and has to play the part of Henry. He has to choose 6 housemates to be his wives, 2 to be courtiers, 2 to be cooks and 1 to have the special role of Village Idiot. Lisa and Noirin are the cooks, Marcus is the Village Idiot, Kris and Charlie are the courtiers and everyone else is a wife. Tomorrow there will be a banquet where the cooks have to prepare Tudor dishes using authentic ingredients. The wives have to sing a madrigal and the courtiers have to dance the Volta. Siavash is quizzed on his knowledge of Henry VIII. He does not get 7 out of 10, so fails. Siavash also has to choose to remove the right to nominate this week from one of his fellow housemates and he chooses Charlie. Angel confesses that she fancies Noirin, first in the Diary Room and later to all the housemates. Later, Angel goes for a naked late night swim in the pool observed by a number of the housemates from the sitting room.

Davina hosts as a special show is due to air later tonight. We take a look at yesterdays highlights as housemates prepare for judgement on this weeks shopping task, the banquet celebrations for King Henry VIII. During which Sree and Marcus begin arguing again. Later we see the housemates perform their routines and we see how they are told that they have failed this weeks task.

The housemates are required to nominate live on air and their nominations are timed. It is then revealed that Angel and Halfwit are the two housemates who are up for eviction this week. The housemates put together this weeks basic shopping list.

After last nights argument over Angel not cleaning, Angel cleans the kitchen. Rodrigo also makes his peace with Noirin. Halfwit and Sree argue over the amount of garlic that Sree is using in his cooking, as the hungry housemates struggle on their basic budget. Later Angel gets evicted from the Big Brother house and the housemates use a token to get some alcohol. Halfwit massages Charlie.

Today Big Brother sets the housemates a extreme sports day task. Marcus as the housemate who entered the diary room to get the tasks instruction becomes the events referee. After been asked to choose two team captains, Marcus chooses Noirin and Siavash. He then has to choose in the diary room which team he thinks will win. Noirin's team consists of Lisa, Charlie, Dogface and Rodrigo. Siavash's team consists of Sree, Kris, Karly and Halfwit. The housemates compete in four events, a skipping race with lego blocks around the track, a sack race with nettles in the sacks, a egg and spoon race were the housemates then have to eat the 1000 year old egg and finally a baton race, were a cactus is used as a baton. As winners of the task Noirin's team win a school disco and as Marcus correctly guessed that her team would win, he gets to join them. The majority of housemates become upset with Sree and Halfwit, for different reasons.

Today the housemates are required to make the next round of nominations. After all the housemates have nominated, we are told that Sree and Halfwit will face the public vote. When Charlie and Kris decide they want to get drunk, they'll do anything to get enough alcohol to make sure that they get merry. Siavash and Sree race in the garden, which leads to near enough the entire house ganging up on Sree.

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The circus shopping task ends today, with Kris and Karly doing their tightrope performance, Charlie performing on his unicycle and Noirin, Marcus and Siavash perform their strongman routine. Later Siavash begins a argument for Noirin, as he tells her what the other housemates have said about her jumping from group to group.

After Kris' eviction from the house last night, Dogface is feeling down. Lisa thinks she's cottoned onto Noirin's gameplan, when Marcus paints her back. Later Marcus and Halfwit reveal why they think Rodrigo is been used to Noirin and she thinks she gets it. Lisa is convinced she could get Noirin if she wanted.

Today the housemates begin their weekly shopping task, in which housemates from the past nine series will be returning to the house to take part in a memorable task from their series, in celebration of the shows tenth anniversary. Today Halfwit takes on BB1's Craig Phillips in the BB1 assault course. Lisa takes on BB2's Dean O'Loughlin in the Sugar cube stacking task and Rodrigo has to predict which BB3 housemate wins a egg and spoon race out of Alex Sibley, Lee Davey and Sophie Pritchard. Also today Karly and Noirin learn that they are up for eviction from the house alongside Siavash and Dogface who were punished earlier in the week for swearing.

As the new housemate settle in, Big Brother celebrates it's tenth birthday in style, throwing the housemates a birthday party. A can of Lisa's beer goes missing and the new housemates ponder over their secret tasks.

The warden uncovers an ancient civilizations ultimate combat arena and decides to use it to alleviate boredom in Superjail. The twins enter their own creation Combaticus into the fighting. The warden, however, has his own special creation to confront the twins. The robot chases a scorpion. As usual total carnage ensues. Aired: 10/5/2008

In this episode the warden uses a machine to monitor the dreams of the inmates in Superjail. He hopes that by doing so he can stop a riot. As usual carnage ensues. Aired: 11/23/2008

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The warden holds a science fair in Superjail and declares himself the winner for creating the Terrorarium. It is a miniaturized jungle world in a jar filled with vicious insects, into which he sends five miniaturized convicts, the winner gets growth formula to allow him to escape. As usual carnage ensues. Aired: 11/2/2008

While being held for eternity by the Time-Police the Warden relives some of his earlier memories. The inmates trapped inside Superjail begin to come together to start building a new society within the closed walls. Jared, Alice, and Jailbot get tired of their lives on the outside and decide to return to Superjail. Aired: 12/7/2008

A psychotic serial killer reminiscent of Ed Gein is captured by Jailbot instead of Jacknife. When the new inmate becomes the most feared man in Superjail, the Warden sends Jared undercover to see what makes the new guy so respected. Then the new prisoner slips and impales himself, and Jared takes credit and becomes the new most feared prisoner. Meanwhile the twins take control of Jailbot and control him like a video game. Aired: 10/19/2008

The warden opens a bar in Superjail in an attempt to get Alice to go on a date with him. Several prisoners discover an escape route in the women's bathroom, and begin constructing a way out. Things get crazy when Jared fall off the wagon after being made to bar-tend at Superbar. As usual mayhem and carnage ensue. Aired: 9/28/2008

The Warden is arrested by the time police for the future crime of declaring war on the rest of the world. Without the Warden, Superjail goes into emergency shut-down, and Jailbot, Jared, and Alice find themselves out of a job. Aired: 11/30/2008

The warden comes up with the plan of dressing all of the prisoners up in bunny suits. The twins, however, alter the order to be half wolf suits. The prisoners begin to fight, bunnies vs. wolves, resulting in a bloodbath. Aired: 5/13/2007

Jailbot accidentally brings a little girl into Superjail when he brings Jacknife back in once again. The warden, however, is feeling old due to his impending birthday and instantly despises the girl for her youth. This hatred brings out the wardens inner demons. As usual carnage ensues. Aired: 11/9/2008

When Ed Wuncler (the owner of Granddads house) invites Granddad and the kids to his garden party, Huey tries to start trouble by saying Jesus was black and he compares Ronald Regan to the devil. Meanwhile, Riley and the owner\'s grandson (a solider back from Iraq) play with guns and Granddad runs into the self-loathing black butler Uncle Rukus.

Michael has trailed Gretchen/Susan, Whistler and Mahone to L.A. Chaos reigns in SONA while T-Bag, Bellick and Sucre go missing. Lincoln and L.J. continue to stay with Sofia.

When Brian gets busted for possession of marijuana, he starts a campaign to legalize the drug. Mayor West passes the law, which turns the townspeople into a bunch of potheads. Aired: 4/19/2009

Set in Sin City, story revolves around two people who discover theyve gotten married following a night of debauchery, with one of them winning a huge jackpot after playing the others quarter. Unhappy pair try to undermine each other and get their hands on the money -- falling in love along the way.

Cheech & Chong are invited to a celebrity party/festival in Amsterdam. When they get there, however...

Season seven opens with Jack Bauer before the US Senate, defending his actions throughout his career with CTU, mostly involving human rights crimes and torture of suspects. He is pulled away by FBI agents Renee Walker and Larry Moss, who need his help to quickly locate Tony Almeida, once thought dead, who appears to be masterminding a terrorist plot to override the government's CIP firewall and cause massive damage. Meanwhile, President Allison Taylor struggles with how to best deal with the genocide unfolding in the African nation of Sangala under the command of General Juma. The First Gentleman, Henry Taylor, is distracted by a desire to prove that his son's recent suicide was in fact a murder.

To help capture a serial rapist-turned-killer, FBI Special Agent Don Eppes recruits his genius brother Charlie, who uses a mathematical equation to identify the killers point of origin by working back from the crime scene locations. Aired: 1/23/2005

The aftermath from Juliet's detonation of the hydrogen bomb is revealed.

When a new bride is murdered her husband is the prime suspect. Crews has his doubts and becomes determined to help, not wanting to send an innocent man to prison. Crews goes back to the crime scene that put him in prison and discovers something.

Holed up in Bruges, Belgium after a difficult job, two hit men begin to differ on their views of life and death as they become used to local customs